jobe

can't get a job to save his life

poor jobe doing his best but can't land the cashier position

Zacky

If confronted about a secret, will deny participating in your life (every day?) without second thought. Indirect, no-strings-attached evidence of trying with you. Clear evidence he'd rather be with someone else. One for the ages even though he may be aging you along with the habits of your heart and mind. But we keep rowing!

That Zacky is one heaven of a person