turd-breaker

A tool used to break up feces in a toilet bowl so that it will flush. Common since the advent of low-flow toilets.

I unscrewed the plunger handle and used it as a turd-breaker. I ate a whole pizza last night, so there was no way that chunk would flush on its own.

ghostbag

A small bag or purse used by prostitutes to conceal money. Often hidden in the bra or undergarments.

The pimp said, "Bitch, I know you're holding out on me. Now give me your ghostbag, I gotta get paid!"

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