action fart

Noun: a fart that occurs when a the farter exerts themselves in a manner usually unassociated with the act of farting itself. Often associated with lifting heavy objects or laughing hysterically. This fart is always unintentional.

Fartee: Help me moves this couch, will ya?

Farter: Sure. *grunts*

Fart: thbbtbtbthbbt.

Fartee: What? Did you just fart when you picked up your end of the couch?

Farter: Sure did. Couldn't be helped. Action fart.

Fartee: No doubt.

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