shrike

to express the laughable pain that sometimes befalls the unfortunate.

Vancouverite: Waugh!
Victorian1: Ha! That guy just fell off the ferry!
Victorian2: Haha. Shrike. Well its a long swim across the water.

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crow

to signify overwhelming quantities or ridiculousity.

Victorian1: Crow. That guy's bike is out of control.
Victorian2: Shwae.

Laird

100 Canadian Dollars.
. .
Because Brown has Laird on it.

Victorian: How much did you pay for those Olympics then?
Vancouverite: Dunno. Coup Laird?
Victorian: Bitch.
Vancouverite: *sniffle*

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shwae

This is a way to say 'extraordinarily amazingly fantastically incredible!" without sounding overly enthusiastic.

Victorian1: Shrike - you just won a free trip to space-camp.
Victorian2: Shwae.

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Knight

10 Canadian Dollars.
. .
Because it has Sir John A MacDonald on it. Shrike.

Victorian1: How much for your bicycle?
Vancouverite: $15.
Victorian1: Shrike - are you serious? Here. Take Knight.
Vancouverite: OK.
Victorian2: Crow. Nice swap. Grats.
Victorian1: Yea. That guy's a prop.

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King

50 Canadian Dollars

Victorian: How much was that murse?
Vancouverite: Dunno. .coup King?

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queen

20 Canadian Dollars.
. .
Because the 20 has the Queen on it. Duh.

Victorian: How much for spro DT Vancouver?
Vancouverite: Dunno. Coup Queen.

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