A-Z-N

Asian people who want to act hardcore. They might actually be hardcore, but a lot of posers use it too.

AZN Mafia, mothafucka! u don't mess with this shit!

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bachelor blight

The condition that happens to the living space of any bachelor. Characterized by piled papers on the table, dirty dishes on the sink and laundry everywhere except for where it should be.

I have to go home and deal with the bachelor blight in my apartment before friends show up.

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beer

A song by American ska-punkers Reel Big Fish. A song about getting over past loves and moving, with the help of the western hemispheres favourite drink.

She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore, but I say she never cared
And that she never will, I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
She called me late last night, to say she loved me
So..? but I guess he changed her mind
Well i should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So i won't even try...
Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(And she said)
It's ok boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer

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leking

Often big-headed and obsessed with their own genitalia, lekings are in no way anything like they claim to be.

More often than not they haunt internet forums, proclaiming that they are 'teh secks' and other such egotistical comments.

Avoid at all costs, for fear of losing your self-confidance.

They are often known to have a heinous anus.

Also used as an insult to someone who thinks they are hardcore, cool or popular, but are not.

"You leking."

Leking: "I r teh secks."
Bystander: "Go home, small child."
Leking: "Admit it."
Bystander: "You have the largest ego I have ever seen. Stop invading my cleavage."

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eccentric

Someone too rich and/or famous to be a 'creepy loser'.

John made the leap from "creepy loser" to "eccentric millionaire" when he won the lottery.

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hopa

probably some bigot white boy couldn't deal with a kid on his street being half japanese and half white. now a generic term for someone who's half asian and half white.

a person of asian heritage gets it on with a person of english heritage. their child is a hopa. surprising example: zack morris from saved by the bell. more noticeable example: lead singer of hoobastank and keanu reeves.

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ashkan....

ashkan shows off all the time...
He sucks his own dick...
likes to think he better than everyone else.....

BUT....ashkan is kick ass on the guitar !!!

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