tonging

When an asian person is throwing up because they can't handle their booze.

Chung-Ching, everytime we go out you're always tonging!

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Xing

Short for Crossing. Usually only seen in type and not heard.

Watch out, that's a duck xing

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STAB

A small-ass school is C'ville, Va where the Polo logo is everywhere, more than half of the kids rock the chron, and every middle/upper school parent is required to drive a Suburban or some other ridiculously large SUV to drop off their only child, also, the student parking lot is filled with much nicer cars than the faculty one

"Hey did your mom get a new Suburban?"
"Yeah the other one was getting to the 10K mark so we decided to trade it in"

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splitting atoms

Going "nuclear" on someone; similiar to hulk out. To lose ones temper and start destroying everything in the vacinity

If I hear one more thing about that problem, I'm gonna start splitting atoms!

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zweifach

the funny fam. older brother (ben) with big lips. also a beast at baseball (and academics). younger sister (sarah) with a tiny body but a huge ass. also good with her hands (and academics). porn-filmer cousin (???).

Why can't I be in the Zweifach fam?

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queer muffin

this moron in my class calls himself a queer muffin when he is actually straight and thinks its funny; a 'homosexual wheat product'

matt: im a queer muffin
justin: im thrustin justin
both: hehehehehe

me: you dumbasses

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www

Abreviation for Wibbly Wobbly Wonder. An icepop from 80s Ireland consisting of raspberry and banna icecream, topped with a weird yellow jelly substance coated in milk choclate.

two wibbly wobbly wonders, a big time bar and a packet of cheese and onion tayto please

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