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maxe

The sexiest person on the planet. The Greek equivalent of Don Juan.
A real-life sex-machine and an endless source of pleasure for women worldwide.
Also known as the dream lover!.

My god! MXE is more handsome than Brad Pitt!

by anon April 22, 2005

14πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


jizzle wizzle

Definition unknown. Introduced by rappers such as Snoop Dogg. Used as a greeting by afro-american gang-bangers

1st man: Yo, jizzle wizzle my nizzle!
2nd man: Hey 'sup dogg.

by anon February 9, 2005

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Squeak

ghey fag who makes stupid sounds

DOH, you're such a squeak. STFU

by anon April 17, 2005

4πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Stray

Incompetent, lowlife fucktard who has some very unfunny things to say.

Stray: OMGZ...LOOK AT THIS FUNNY THING I POSTED...OMGZ!!11111 I AM TEH UBAR!

by anon September 23, 2003


Catch-22

The only way to be dismissed from the military is to be crazy and to ask to be dismissed. Catch-22 states that if you ask to be dismissed from the military, you are not crazy. Catch-22 meant so much more than that, it was the excuse used for every insane order that the officers would give to the troops, was used for every justification. The best definition of Catch-22 is what the old women told Yossarian when he returned to Italy to search for Nately's whore. She told him MPs had come into the whorehouse and arrested everyone, and as justification they had used Catch-22. She then said "Catch-22 means they are allowed to do anything that you can't stop them from doing." There are not 21 other catches, Catch-22 is the only catch that is ever needed.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind... If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

by anon November 5, 2004

23πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


sploger

someone with little or no accuracy with there penis, and a genetic problem cause then to ejaculate solid sploge like nuggets instead of the norm.

George Brown

by anon June 4, 2003

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Ass Goblin

Ass Goblin - A being that goes out of his way to be like a singular person. He will dress, eat/drink, suddenly have same interests as that person. They try to keep themselves low profile by blending their style with that person's just to make it look like it has always been their own style.

WARNING - Ass Goblins are like roaches; you can't get rid of them buggers without being FUBAR...

by anon July 7, 2004

1πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž