yossarian

The protagonist of Joesepth Heller's novel Catch-22. He was a bombardier in a squadron based out of a small, semi-fictional island south of Italy. He was concearned with leaving the war alive from which he could not be dismissed, and could never finish the number of required missions. He believed that all of the other men were crazy, as they seemed not only unconcearned with death, but also generally acted neurotic, and everyone thought he was crazy in turn. Yossarian was one of the few of the characters in the novel to actually survive.

Yossarian? What kind of name is Yossarian?

It's Yossarian's name, sir.

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gymnastics

A sport which is divided into two different parts : Artistic Gymnastics -the most popular sport at the Olympics after Athletics - and Rhythmic Gymnastics - also in the Olympics but not as popular and classified as a different sport.

In artistic gymnastics there are 8 different apparatus - Vault, Uneven Bars, Beam and Floor for the women and Floor, Pommel Horse, Rings, Vault, Parallel Bars and High Bar for the men.

Exercises include multiple somersaults/somersaults with twists, jumps and dance elements. Requires great power, flexibility, determination and will power, and a high level of fitness.

Rhythmic Gymnastics, or RSG for short, in a nutshell, involves women - men don't do RSG - who are too tall for AG bending their bodies into grotesque shapes while chucking either a ball, club, rope or ribbon in the air. Requires great flexibility. Judging at international competitions is often biased and fixed, and the very top gymnasts always seem to get temporarily banned for drug abuse...

Person One : We booked our gymnastics tickets for the Olympics!!

Person Two : AG or RSG?

Person One : RSG

Person Two : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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shital

1. the girl who hiren likes, but she thinks that he is gross. she does not know how to tell hiren that 'her and him' is an impossibility.
2. the girl that is hirens best friend but the feelings are not mutual (hiren is not her best friend), though he never understands with all the hints that are given to him.
3. hiren thinks that shital and hiren people match perfect but that is only what he sees. shital, in reality, loathes hanging out with hiren.

Maybe one day Hiren will see that Shital will never love him, that they are not best friends, and that she knows that he is a compulsive liar.

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Deadpool

Witty and talkative Marvel Comic mercenary with a once popular series. Bastardized irreparably by extremely poor writing and stories without direction, Deadpool's comic has since been repackaged as the extremely short-lived Agent X series.

Deadpool-- a once promising comic book character with an excellent supporting cast, threatened by constant threat of cancellation until awful writing sealed the deal.

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Hingham

rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's wearing pink, yellow and lime green
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers

GO HINGHAM HARBORMEN!

... and harborwomen...

...i guess...

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romance in france

A girl who joneses for a black guy. Called romance in france due to its taboo nature.

Alison passed the exam on a romance in france high for Mr. Washington.

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diamond head

a person with a big huge diamond head aka elliot sykes

elliot sykes onion
person shut the fuck up diamond head

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