hitokiri

1. crazy mo'blikkin' assassin
2. reference to the famous assassin from the bakumatsu period

-The hitokiri killed my father. Prepare to die.
-"Don't make me get hitokiri on you!"

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jam

To relax. Used by black people in London.

1: I can't find it! Im doomed
2: jus jam cuz

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loaf

hair-do, particularly that of a guy whose hair is not short yet doesn't budge.

(to a friend, before approaching a girl): Yo, how's my loaf?

ex. Vanilla Ice, Jimmy Johnson, Ace Ventura

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trunk

An Americanism for what people in the UK call the "boot" of the car.

Can you put the shopping in the trunk of my car?

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gramps

someone who has characteristics of an old man.
1. falling asleep anywhere including using a calculator
2. wandering off with no purpose or destination
3. mumbling to himself because 'its a bonus if anyone is listening'

gramps fell asleep in the middle of a sentance again.

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slinkster

what guys say to a few ugly girls at 10 to 2 on a friday / saturday morning, in the hope of getting their friend a desperation lay

'Hi girls, you look desperate and havent had a bloke talk to you all night. You're perfect - meet out friend the slinkster...

knackerfaced

The sensation one encounters after consuming more alcohol (or other mind altering substance) than one should.

1) 'It was that tenth Stella that got to me, after that I was fucking knackerfaced'
2) 'Daft cunt, he was knackerfaced'

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