murphinator

Murphinator is a person who although lives in the present time, lives very much in the past and on past glories. Often found at weekends in Dixons licking the shop window and reading up on thousands and thousands of boring useless electronic facts.

To murphinate... To go to a drinking establishment and pull a women once in the 30 years on the planet and then to claim " I have a good record there "

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ponchomania

Ponchomania is a phenomona sweeping the country, the world, well infact it is sweeping the enitre universe. This involves people, only the coolest of the cool, wearing beautiful ponchos so that they can look like giant walking triangles, it is a well known fact triangles are the universes favourite shape! Ponchomania is simply a way to express this fantastical trend that makes even the greatest person look like an idiot.

Pochomania, coming soon to a town near you.

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Sun Microsystems

A company that withstood Microsoft trying to take over it and repeled with releasing a free open source based product , Star office.

Damm Microsoft for trying to take over Sun's security and network devision

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Boss Nigga

Extremely successful African American male.

He's a Boss Nigga and he don't play ball or nothin!

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Procda

A legendary M41 warrior, strong christian beliefs, wierd dress sense.

Intent on annoyance, his persistant gimmicks can drive any normal person insane.

Walks round trafford centre with no pants on for joke.

Comes to fancy dress party dressed as a snail (dances on all fours in true snail style)

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vitamin v

The benzodiazepine-class minor tranquilliser Valium (diazepam)

"You look mighty stressed, man -- want some Vitamin V?"

"Why so jumpy"
--Not enough Vitamin V in my diet...

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bad sex

While some would call it an oxymoron, when copulation isn't as satisfying as masturbation and feels like work, that's pretty bad.

The spam promised an end to "bad sex" for only $19.95 plus shipping.

"Are you done yet?"

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