Mrs. Palm and her five daughters

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

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The perfect moment

A moment in your life when everything seems right. Nothing can get to you.

When your guy holds you in his arms, kisses you on your head, tells you he loves you and holds you again like he'll never let you go.

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Shraa

the coolest girl in history she is so pretty and i love her heaps.
also short for zara
(hahah SHORT for ZARA because zara is short hahahah)

i luff you shraa!
omg look its shraa!

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Windows 98 cardboard edition:

most windows editions i think..but specifically copied discs

"Damn i got solde Windows the cardboard edition"

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rippage

a crude slang definition for sex

'I'm taking my girl home for some rippage'

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w00tahgee

w00tahgees are a bunch of ninja-indians who kill everything

w00tahgees are attacking us!

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Adam

A nasty perverted dude with a weird mouth and hits on every girl. He can sometimes be an okay friend but he gets on your nerves. He doesn't take no for an answer and he keeps begging untill he gets what he wants. He has an okay smile but he is someone you don't want to get close with. Aquaintises are good. Friends are okay. Close friends keep a good eye out!

Adam: Send Nudes
Person: Sorry No
Adam: Pleaseeeeee
Person: NO!

Adam: Fine we can be friends

Person: yeah okayyyyy...

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