xxx

The perfect score in bowling.

"Yay!" The overly-perky middle student cried, "I just scored!"
"Yeah!" Her companion flashed a thumbs up, "We got triple X!"

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firefox

An overrated slow loading web browser which gives users a false sense of security. Will not stop malicious downloads or viruses. Stupid users will still manage somehow to infect their machine with the latest virus/malware.

Also comes with a gimmicky extension facility to load more crap into the browser and deviate away from its core use of web browsing.

Plus, with every new release you have to reinstall all these damn extensions again. So much for usability, eh?

Why have all my extensions stopped working with the new release of Firefox?

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Mothafucka

a flat face ass that acts stuck up and bitchy

hey look at that mothafucka over there who got with justin twice

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eugene white

a powerful crip leader in the south bronx area

This man will fuck your shit up if you bleed red.

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wan

Cork, Ireland slang for a woman of a lower socio-economic background. Wans are usually not the brightest people.

Look at yer wan over there, who does she think she is?

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splitting atoms

Going "nuclear" on someone; similiar to hulk out. To lose ones temper and start destroying everything in the vacinity

If I hear one more thing about that problem, I'm gonna start splitting atoms!

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zweifach

the funny fam. older brother (ben) with big lips. also a beast at baseball (and academics). younger sister (sarah) with a tiny body but a huge ass. also good with her hands (and academics). porn-filmer cousin (???).

Why can't I be in the Zweifach fam?

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