coonass

an american white girl who thinks she's better than every black guy in town and then gets busted real hard and ends up with her ankles in the air.

She tried to pull that coonass shit on me like I'M stupid.

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squoze

incorrect past tense of the word squeeze. The correct word should be "squeezed". I am sure that there are silly crazy people (some of their names start with the letter C) that believe this word is a real word.

Cara believes that she squoze my arm.

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lakatos

Dirty old teacher that likes sheep

That Lakatos is dirty and old!

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jutz

From the slang Spanish jots, derived from joto, meaning someone who is a homosexual.

Look at the way that jutz is walking!

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mexican pancake

Beans on a tortilla with salsa. Usually frito bean dip.

Dude im so poor i had tomake a mexican pancake!

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Sceptic tanks

Cockey rhyming slang for Americans. i.e. Sceptic tank rhymes with Yank.

most sceptic tanks are mad

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doofus

Someone who hasn't got a clue!
They live in blissful ignorance of the world, fashion, personal hygiene and social skills.

Invariably laughs like a baboon being repeatedly punched.

"That bloke is a total dufus"
"He laughs like a fat, useless dufus! Lets promote him!"

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