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ashkan shows off all the time...
He sucks his own dick...
likes to think he better than everyone else.....
BUT....ashkan is kick ass on the guitar !!!
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Incompetent, lowlife fucktard who has some very unfunny things to say.
Stray: OMGZ...LOOK AT THIS FUNNY THING I POSTED...OMGZ!!11111 I AM TEH UBAR!
The only way to be dismissed from the military is to be crazy and to ask to be dismissed. Catch-22 states that if you ask to be dismissed from the military, you are not crazy. Catch-22 meant so much more than that, it was the excuse used for every insane order that the officers would give to the troops, was used for every justification. The best definition of Catch-22 is what the old women told Yossarian when he returned to Italy to search for Nately's whore. She told him MPs had come into the whorehouse and arrested everyone, and as justification they had used Catch-22. She then said "Catch-22 means they are allowed to do anything that you can't stop them from doing." There are not 21 other catches, Catch-22 is the only catch that is ever needed.
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind... If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.
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someone with little or no accuracy with there penis, and a genetic problem cause then to ejaculate solid sploge like nuggets instead of the norm.
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Ass Goblin - A being that goes out of his way to be like a singular person. He will dress, eat/drink, suddenly have same interests as that person. They try to keep themselves low profile by blending their style with that person's just to make it look like it has always been their own style.
WARNING - Ass Goblins are like roaches; you can't get rid of them buggers without being FUBAR...
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The protagonist of Joesepth Heller's novel Catch-22. He was a bombardier in a squadron based out of a small, semi-fictional island south of Italy. He was concearned with leaving the war alive from which he could not be dismissed, and could never finish the number of required missions. He believed that all of the other men were crazy, as they seemed not only unconcearned with death, but also generally acted neurotic, and everyone thought he was crazy in turn. Yossarian was one of the few of the characters in the novel to actually survive.
Yossarian? What kind of name is Yossarian?
It's Yossarian's name, sir.
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A sport which is divided into two different parts : Artistic Gymnastics -the most popular sport at the Olympics after Athletics - and Rhythmic Gymnastics - also in the Olympics but not as popular and classified as a different sport.
In artistic gymnastics there are 8 different apparatus - Vault, Uneven Bars, Beam and Floor for the women and Floor, Pommel Horse, Rings, Vault, Parallel Bars and High Bar for the men.
Exercises include multiple somersaults/somersaults with twists, jumps and dance elements. Requires great power, flexibility, determination and will power, and a high level of fitness.
Rhythmic Gymnastics, or RSG for short, in a nutshell, involves women - men don't do RSG - who are too tall for AG bending their bodies into grotesque shapes while chucking either a ball, club, rope or ribbon in the air. Requires great flexibility. Judging at international competitions is often biased and fixed, and the very top gymnasts always seem to get temporarily banned for drug abuse...
Person One : We booked our gymnastics tickets for the Olympics!!
Person Two : AG or RSG?
Person One : RSG
Person Two : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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