Hairy Fish Loaf

An Asian girl's private part (vagina)

"I licked an asian girls hairy fish loaf. It stunk like fish and pee"

"An Asian girls pussy is a hairy fish loaf"

"All Asian girls have hairy fish loaves with long straight 6 inch pubic hair."

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ivy

Short for "Ivy League", used when referrring with familiarity to one of these elite schools (Brown, Columbia, Cornell, Dartmouth, Harvard, Penn, Princeton, Yale) usually used by people who grow up in communities with these schools as goals(ie the boarding school class)

So what schools are you looking at?
Well I was thinking about apply to Middlebury and a few Ivies.

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your ruse

Something that is not appreciated.

Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Customer: I beg your pardon?

Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me. (From Clerks)

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G^G

G to the G = exponentially good.

Q: How was the movie?
A: G^G.

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kiira

A teller of false tales. A liar.

A: Apparently my wife of five years is actually a man.
B: What a kiira!

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Squirrel Fishing

To throw a nut on a string at a squirrel, then when it holds on, swiftly yanking it upwards. They don't let go.. seriously.

"Hey, wanna go for some squirrel fishing?"
"Sure thing, let me get my rod"

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Tallulah Falls

A stupid ass school full of egotistical assholes.

Tallulah Falls is like a prison.

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