squoze

incorrect past tense of the word squeeze. The correct word should be "squeezed". I am sure that there are silly crazy people (some of their names start with the letter C) that believe this word is a real word.

Cara believes that she squoze my arm.

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lakatos

Dirty old teacher that likes sheep

That Lakatos is dirty and old!

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jutz

From the slang Spanish jots, derived from joto, meaning someone who is a homosexual.

Look at the way that jutz is walking!

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mexican pancake

Beans on a tortilla with salsa. Usually frito bean dip.

Dude im so poor i had tomake a mexican pancake!

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Sceptic tanks

Cockey rhyming slang for Americans. i.e. Sceptic tank rhymes with Yank.

most sceptic tanks are mad

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doofus

Someone who hasn't got a clue!
They live in blissful ignorance of the world, fashion, personal hygiene and social skills.

Invariably laughs like a baboon being repeatedly punched.

"That bloke is a total dufus"
"He laughs like a fat, useless dufus! Lets promote him!"

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telebip

george like

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