ah

AH is an abbreviation for Asshole.

He is an ah for calling me a dt

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eegit

From the term idiot meaning your stupid. A fool. Someone who acts carelessly.

"your such an eegit"
"What a fukin eegit"

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make

To poop.

"You mind if my doggy make on your lawn?"

"Sometimes I make in my pants"

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egg salad

A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

Specifically: (a) The soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) The cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans penis and the foreskin.

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elastic

New England's term for "rubber band"

"he shot an elastic at my face!"

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trophy wife

A woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole if you knew her past. See also: boat whore.

My trophy wife can't stop staring at the black guys.

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brown bar

dive bar; bar where people spend their social security checks on booze

that place was so brown.
i'm want a mellow night out...want to go to a brown bar?

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