Faux-Pod

Any of a number of MP3 players that are not an I-pod, and thusly of lower quality/less socially acceptable.

synonym: I-wish

Nice faux-pod, bro...

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SUF

Acronym for Structurally Ugly Face. Only used in exceptional circumstances.

Andy is such a SUF that the bouncer refused to let him in the club!

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troylet

A young, worthless resident of Troy, New York, who is destined to grow up to be a ward of the state, just like their mother and several possible fathers. Typically a "student" at Troy High who spends more time stealing hubcaps on the RPI campus and failing to land skateboard tricks at the Union than he does either in class or at home. Often tries to communicate with passing innocents, without much success.

"Dammit, the troylets keyed my car again. Don't they have lives?!"

Troylet: "Hey dude, you go here, right, you got any squares?"
Normal person: (keeps walking)

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Mrs. Palm and her five daughters

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

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Xillian

gay script kiddie, whines more than a little girl, loves to whine about other networks bigger than his

<Xillian> if Brendon stopped fucking with me i would stop fucking with him
<Xillian> im gayer than richard simmons
<Xillian> i will take over the world with my botnets

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cardophile

Neek: Half car half paedo.

OMG Here comes Neek the cardophile

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Nigged

abbrev: nigger-rigged, put together half-assed, often involving duct tape

Joey's aluminum siding spoiler on his Civic is one of the most nigged things i have ever seen.

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