nivenbum

a near perfect, yet unattainable booty

http:/www.martywong.com/ez/nivenbum.jpg or j-lo's ass

3👍 1👎

fairlie

one who hires escorts for social events

"Dave's pulled a cracking lass for this party"
"Nah, he's done a fairlie"

6👍 4👎

reewinder

A modern day tank with only reverse gears and extremely thick armour.
Since it can only move backwards they are chased indefinitly while absorbing much damage and annoying the opposition.

x player is a reewinder.

30👍 13👎

maxe

The sexiest person on the planet. The Greek equivalent of Don Juan.
A real-life sex-machine and an endless source of pleasure for women worldwide.
Also known as the dream lover!.

My god! MXE is more handsome than Brad Pitt!

14👍 19👎

jizzle wizzle

Definition unknown. Introduced by rappers such as Snoop Dogg. Used as a greeting by afro-american gang-bangers

1st man: Yo, jizzle wizzle my nizzle!
2nd man: Hey 'sup dogg.

3👍 10👎

ducttape

Super computer geek

5👍 17👎

munter

Someone who, at that precise moment in time, is drunk/pilling/speeding etc. Also, someone who can be regularly found in said state.

'kweilo, you're such a munter.
Maybe so, but I'm still not queen of the muntered'

60👍 48👎