flick the perl

Female masturbation, also jilling

Referenced in a book by Christopher Moore

"When I'm bored and lonely, I go home and flick the perl"

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flick the pearl

Female masturbation, also known as jilling or flick the bean

"When I'm bored and lonely, I go home and flick the pearl"

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woodchip

v. To "plow through" staff resources, essentially whittling them down until there's nothing left but a pile of mulch.

"Looks like bossman woodchipped another project manager - gone in less than 3 months, time to call the recruiters again for the next victim"

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