sploff

something you say when you are in a state of stoned ness and cant say 'spliff'

or a spliff that has been rolled rong and falls apart

yu muffhed yu just made a sploff!!

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guitarist

a guy who knows how to touch women and whos hands dont tire easily

'im such a guitarist, she was writhing under my fingers for hours'

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toilethead

someone who really gets on your nerves but thinks your their best friend andwont go away

hide!that toilet head is over there'!
or..im goin to go and sit with toilet head hel buy me a pint then ill phuq off

x factory

a girl who has the power to turn a straight lass bisexual..cos she has the x factor that she cant resist

the girl i did it with last week was an x factory

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jammered

a state of intoxication due to drink or drugz

i was jammered lasnite!

chanks

a word used as a substitute for thanks and cheers....

chanks for letting me stay at yours last nite

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dropping your arse

an expression of surprise or shock, or a reaction to misfortune

'when i saw that she was in here i nearly dropped me arse!!!'

'id better go see him he'll drop his arse if i dont'

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