Ashley

Ashley's believe that if you don't get married you can't have premarital sex therefore you can have as much sex as you want and not go to hell for it. But she is NOT a slut. She has high standards. For example, she has a list of qualities you have to meet before she will hook up with you. Unless you are a lumberjack, in that case you can plow her in the back of her car until she has a pressure sore.

Person 1: "Hi, Ashley, will you help me?"
Ashley: "You do not have the qualities I am looking for. Bye"

Ashley: "Ow. My pressure sore hurts."

Ashley: "My lumberjack left me on read for 12 hours..."

Best friend: "How is your pressure sore?"
Ashley: "It hurts."
Best friend: "Good thing you lay a blanket down now!"
Ashley: "YAS"

Ashley: *sucks dick* *pukes* (only twice though) ((on best friend))

Mandy

Ass-wiping lady lover who isn't afraid to do anything! She will care beyond belief until you ask for it in the butt - then she will run. She loves hands & ears & will wipe your tears. Always putting others first, unless God suggest otherwise - will pull the Jesus card on ya! Gives ya that zoo-we-maaamaa kinda vibe & always ends the night with a " YeeeehhhhhHHHHHAAAWWWW". Wam bam thank ya ma'am. Great gal, great gal.

Mandy: "I don't do commitment"

Mandy: *laughs* x1000000000

Mandy: "I try to talk dirty, but end up sounding like a demon."

Mandy: "Hi" (extremely enthusiastic)

Mandy: "she's a runner, she's a track star"

Justin Bieber: "Damn. I wish I could be Mandy's friend."