matthew cabaza

a complete asshole who deserves no happiness. he ruins everything for everyone and can never make anyone happy. he uses girls for their body’s and when something goes wrong in the relationship he blames it on you. he makes it seem like nothing is his fault when he’s the bad guy. so basically the worse human alive.

friend 1- do you know matthew cabaza?

friend 2- yeah i heard he’s a dick though.

friend 1- he is.

snack

hayley

random: shes a snack
random(2): who hayley?

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scrumdidaleumshish

scrumdidaleumshish: a word often used when you are bored and trying to enlighten the mood, or to be annoying when your friends dont know what it means.

friend(1): hey what should we name the group chat?
friend(2): scrumdidaleumshish.
friend(3): what does that even mean?
friend(2): im not telling you... hehehe

*doesnt know what it means*

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