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A conservative comedy show on the "neutral" FOX news network.
A good example of epic fail.
Person A: Did you see that recent episode of the half hour news hour?
Person B: Yea those idiots have the humor level of a 3rd grader.
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He's had some good movies before, but now he's turned into a fucking Scientology fundamentalist nut on the ranks of Pat Robertson and Osama Bin Laden.
Person A: What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise?
Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.
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A 50 second internet shock video where a guy gets fucked in his ass by a horse with a 2 foot cock.
It is generally believed that the man in this video was Kenneth Pinyan aka Mr. Hands, a man who died from a perforated colon due to injuries of receptive anal sex from horses, and the internet video that has surfaced may be (though it is not proven) the one where he suffered the injuries that lead to his death.
Have you seen 2guys1horse.com? It's even better than 2girls1cup!
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Someone who hasn't gotten laid for the following reasons.
1. Religious
2. The type of person who spends their life reading comic books, watching anime/hentai, masturbating to internet porn, watching Star Trek , watching Star Wars, playing WOW 24/7, giggling over 5th grade jokes about sex, giggling over fart jokes, watching All Your Base Are Belong to us videos obsessively, having every regular nintendo game ever made, spitting out alcohol when offered a drink, being excessively worried about conspiracy theories involving the Illuminati, knowing how to create a Linux computer from scratch, and spending all their free time indoors all living with their parents all their life.
Regular person: How old are you?
Virgin: 40
Regular person: When was the last time you had sex?
Virgin: Oh I'm a virgin because I'm scared to talk to women and women hate sex anyway.
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The exact opposite of what relationships are supposed to be about: honesty and vulnerability. If you put on an act to get laid, chances are that you are doing so only because you want to impress your friends or impress women. Although if you are living your life merely to impress women or impress your friends, you are not really standing up for yourself.
Don't ever feel that you need to change who you are to impress the crowd. Stand up for yourself and stop playing the game!
I thought that playing The Game was supposed to make people more confident and assertive. Hmmm, instead it seems to make people insecure losers who are unable to accept themselves and feel ashamed if they are viewed as unattractive by their peers. More like the image of self confidence and assertiveness rather than honestly feeling that way.
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It's her fish stench. What else?
As I went down on my girlfriend, I was invigorated by the fragrance of her lovely pussy aroma.
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A girl's pussy smell. This is a subject that a typical girl is very willing to discuss openly in public!
As Emily rubbed her pussy, she moaned in passion, "Oh! It's my fish stench!"
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