Professor Ku Klux

The guy who named the Great White Shark, White Grapes and the Killer Whale (which is black).

Who made up this shit? Professor Ku Klux?!

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the government

a bunch of damn fools

Taxation is theft, I don't play by the rules.

I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools.

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Going to war with the Grammar Nazis

Something you shouldn't do.

Guy 1: I think you're are stupid.

Guy 2: Clearly going to war with the Grammar Nazis with that sentence, eh?

The Back Nine

A golf course that takes forever to complete.

I hate the back nine. 2.0 cogs galore, mazes that make no sense, and lots of bugs.

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sugondalia

the place sugondese people come from

I'm going to sugondalia to meet some sugondese people!

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Do you desire a poor experience?

What you say before putting on a hoodie setting your eye on fire and ripping off all your skin

broke: Do you want to have a bad time?

woke: Do you desire a poor experience?

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Fog Man

Synonyms: Crazy Dave, Crackhead, Madman.

The Fog Man hides in the fog, and jumps out at people"

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