beaver promise

The rhyme recited by UK Beaver Scouts "I promise to do my best / To be kind and helpful / And to love God", accompanied by a three-fingered salute.

The salute may also be employed in later life in other promising situations involving beaver.

She knows I'm a decent guy, I gave her the Beaver Promise.

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turtle's breath

The harbinger of a turtle head: a moist gust of excrement-scented wind, with an unwelcome surprise right behind it...

pffff-RrRrRrP!
"Hmm. That smells like turtle's breath. Excuse me for a moment."

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batwings

The sight of the labia manually spread apart. Usually seen in amateur pornography or gynaecology textbooks.

"The housewife pulled batwings at the camera, revealing her genital herpes."

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