mushroom farm

The workplace. The place where they keep you in the dark all the time and feed you shit constantly.

I woke up one day and realized that I work in a goddam mushroom farm.

Pervin' and Swervin'

Scoping out women from your driver's seat while driving, either on the freeway or surface streets, to the point where you almost lose control of the vehicle.

Bro--too many hotties on the drive to work this morning. Pervin' and swervin' the whole way, almost totalled the bimmer.

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