tomato

Someone who is technically not a vegetable, but who seems to be just like one.

1. C'mon, get off your deep-fried thighs and help me move this, you fat tomato!

11👍 22👎

no-shitter

An incredibly obvious statement.

Human 1: "I think that some of Criss Angel's tricks might be staged."
Human 2: "Whoa, you just threw a no-shitter!"

2👍 1👎

bleasts

An Asian pair of breasts.

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see that chick's bleasts?"
Dude 2: "What the hell did you just say?"
Dude 1: "You know, bleasts. Merrons. Headrights."
Dude 2: "I never want to be seen with you in public again."

16👍 6👎