Boyfriend

The male inconvenience often mentioned by women that never seems to be there when you speak to the woman. He is irrelevant and just like the ugly friend with the woman, shouldn't stop you from pursuing your goal.

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Dude, hurdles don't stop runners from reaching the finish line, why should her boyfriend stop me?

woman: I have a boyfriend.

man: Well i have a goldfish named lieutenant shiny sides but when did we start talking about shit that doesn't matter?

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