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jesus space

That awkward distance between two people when one person refuses to have their body touching the other's. Girls will usually do this.

When very beautiful girls hug me, or use their massive purses as an excuse to sit a foot away from me, they're making jesus space.

by antaikronik March 24, 2009


academic orgasm

The surreal two or three seconds that follow the completion of a high school paper, science project, etc.

Sensation varies between a rush of euphoria to an actual, rarer, exploding orgasm.

I finally printed out my seventeen-page essay, but the lack of ink interrupted my academic orgasm. So, I got academic blue-balls.

by antaikronik February 11, 2009

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