mayra

she is so tempting, sweet, honest, natural, intelligent, and bbbeeaauuttiiffuulllll!!!!!

when I see her my heart beats really fast as if I was going to drop dead. Her name rushes through my head like when the most money in the world. That girl was perfectly made in the most astounding way.

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Concord

A city in Northern California with a population of 130,000. It is home to Six Flags Water World, The Sun Valley Mall, UC Hayward Ext, 4 public high schools, 2 private high schools, 2 continuation high schools, Buchanan Airfield and a large mexican population. its border sits right next to JFK University, and Diablo Valley Community College.

Were going shopping in Concord. Cool!

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butt pirate

One who likes it in the ass frequently and who is scared to tell of it

Brian Smith is a butt pirate, he likes it in the ass but won't admit it to anyone

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Scrampthonee

Anthony's obnoxious face
Derivation: Latin: scrampus - lick my taint
thonius - please

Scrampthonie is so scrampthonyesque that you can smell it from down the hall.

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Strong Sad

Fat and hated by his brothers Strong Bad and Strong Mad, this depressing loser doesn't get out much, and when he does, it's to go to Clash of the Titans Conventions.

"I like board games more than most people. And by that I mean that I like board games more than most people do, but by that I also mean that I like board games more than I like most people. Like this one time, I was playing the Game of Life against Hi-Ho Cheerio..."

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needledick

One who suffers from "Dinky Wang Syndrom"

Jeremy is suffering from needledick.

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Anodyne Conflict

a killer band from new milford connecticut. with sexy guys and a chick bass player.

Holy shit! The Anodyne Conflict rocks! i want to have sex with every member of that band!

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