Strong Sad

Fat and hated by his brothers Strong Bad and Strong Mad, this depressing loser doesn't get out much, and when he does, it's to go to Clash of the Titans Conventions.

"I like board games more than most people. And by that I mean that I like board games more than most people do, but by that I also mean that I like board games more than I like most people. Like this one time, I was playing the Game of Life against Hi-Ho Cheerio..."

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Bill and Ted Adventure

White sepremists that carry ladders and have viking helmets.

BILL AND TED ADVENTURE

Nigger #1 : This fucked little dude tried to climb a ladder on my roof and I shot him.
Nigger #2 : Oh fo shizzle yo. *steals car*
Nigger #1 : Yea then it's twin tried to burry him even though he was alive and killed him.
Nigger #2 :SHITS WACK! *steals vcr while eating fried chicken*
Nigger #1: Man then he tried to pull some digging shit and I killed that motherfucker.

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fly by

The act of scouting out a bathroom at your place of work before pooping.

I did a fly by of the 3rd floor men's room at it appears to be a safe haven.

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duckmonkey

When your face looks like a duck and monkey fucked each other and you were the product.

Man1: Hey look at Jaber, he's laying mack down.

Man2: Holy shit! He's mackin' on a duckmonkey.

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HoverRound

A satanic peice of machinerey that can move people to and from any point in the space time continueum... or the grand canyon...

*Pushes Button* FWOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH *Clicks Button* "JESUS CHRIST","A NEBULEA!"

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pack a fatty

when you have a piece of chewing tobacco place inbetween your lip and gum

Did you see Gary Sheffield packing a fatty in the baseball game.

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A+

the lowest level of certification you can get when dealing with computer technology. Hardly worth trying for.

You got your A+ cert? Why'd you waste your time! Get your engineering license, don't f around with A+!

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