mowing the lawn

See: deepthroat.

When a girl takes your cock all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.

John: I heard heather can deepthroat like Jenna Jameson.

Tom: Yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.

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fus

N: Acronym for fucked up shit.
see also: f.u.s., V-FUS
Common at drinking parties. Can be good or bad.

Good fus: finding a full 5th of bacardi 151 under the couch, the party host setting his table on fire in a small contained corner with said bacari, a solid male/female ratio with minimal gay guys.

BAD fus: spilling beer/liquor onto someone (see party foul), people making out with other people's girlfriends, packing heat to a party, pulling knifes/guns on people, lighting things on fire that don't belong to you, high male/female ratio (see sausage fest), or a large ammount of gay guys.

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it's greek to me

A phrase to show that you have no idea what it is, just like most americans have no idea what greek is. What people say before they look to UrbanDictionary.com

What the fuck is the Shocker? its greek to me.

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getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

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scotty doesn't know

what you say when someone asks if your girl has a boyfriend, and she does. see example.
coined in eurotrip.

John: Dude... Sharron gives the best blowjob ever.
Tim: Isn't she dating steve?
John: Scotty doesn't know.

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consignatary

In organized crime, Mob Bosses cannot leave anywhere for the fear of ambush, so they have legal representatives go in their place. One of the highest positions for a non-family member in the Mob.

Also used in College, when a 'leader' wants nothing to do with someone, they will have to talk to his Consignatary.

1. "Damn, we were gonna hit that Mafioso, but the fucker just sent a Consignatary..."

2. Hold on, lemme see if he wants to talk to you. okay, no, he's unavailable.

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kicking the dog

When someone in power over you forces something upon you, and you in turn force something on someone under you. like when parents punish you, then you turn around and beat on your little brother.

Sammy beat up timmy because his parents took away the xBox. he's just kicking the dog

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