chavs

Everyone has seen at least one - they have the 'fur' trimmed hoods to their coats and have the appaling makeup (bright blue rings round their eyes and big black mascara clumps). The male one's look just as bad, with the same coats and they gel their hair into spikes and try and look "well 'ard" as I believe the term is.
They drive around with their stereo so loud you can't hear anything else (including jet englines) over the top, and their car seat so far back they can't see over the dash or even the steering wheel. They drive the crapest, cheapest cars going (usually with two strips down the middle and under lights and spoilers and cat - killer exhausts) it is amazing the cars don't break down every ten miles.
They attempt to look intimidating by standing at street corners and practising faces that would make them look so much better if only the wind changed direction... Infact the girls look like prostitutes (many of them are, but you'd have to be really desperate) and the guys look either like complete prats or poofs. If they don't intimidate you when you walk past them they throw bricks through your windows and believe ASBO'S to be cool.
These are people who should be shot, unfortunately they tend to be 'popular' at school I don't know why.

Wayne Rooney and his missus are chavs. So are most popstars...

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