Emma

emmas are rare finds. they find you unsuspectingly, then become your closest friend when you need it most. emmas are some of the nicest people you will ever meet. friendly, outgoing, caring, and open minded, they’re often the first person you think of when they become close to you. they have a very unique sense of humor, which is sometimes extremely out of pocket. they will strike up a conversation with anybody they meet who they think is nice, get their number, talk to them a couple times, and suddenly they’re you’re friend. emmas are also foodies and big backs, inhaling in humanely impossible amounts of calories, and yet, they keep their supermodel shape all day every day. emmas are also some of the smartest and most productive people you will ever meet. they are academic weapons, in 192873 clubs(and president of half of them) while juggling 198381928 friends and a strict artistic sport. emmas are hardworking and down-to-earth, with tight knit groups and many loved ones. emmas can make friends with anybody but the moment they get on her bad side(which is very few people, because emmas are so nice), you are regarded as a social outcast (because emmas are friends with everybody). she will destroy you and bring you down to the ground(where you surely belong because it’s almost impossible for an emma to dislike you). she is seen by some as spoiled, but she has the world because she deserves it. the only reason she doesn’t have loyal servants is because she’s humble.

hey do yk emma?
yeah she’s super nice and funny
man i wish i was friends with her

misogynist

a woman hating man who hates women purely because he’s so ugly and unlovable he can’t get even his mom to text him back

misogynist: “women are breeding stock and should be jailed for breaking up with men”

person: “aww you got rejected again you hippo looking rat smelling lice infested haired misogynist”

pick me bitch

a girl or a guy (but stereotypically a girl) who literally begs for attention and brings other people down just so she can feel better about herself. constantly insults and complains/backstabs other people because she “felt hurt”, extreme crybaby especially to males. says things about other girls appearances or maintenance like “oh i could never wear makeup im naturally pretty”

pick me bitch: “i’m one of the boys girls are too much drama and i would never wear makeup im SOOOO naturally pretty”

normal girl: “shut the fuck up you literally are moto moto and you create half the drama in our school. besides, not even the boys like you”

dick

1. a mans (a) penis (b) cock or (c) dingaling
2. usually the male equivalent of an insult like “bitch”

it might not look like he gets bitches but honey that dick was eleven inches - ayesha erotica
that guy is such a dick