Porno No-No

Someone who’s just too ugly and unappealing even for cheap, skanky, depressing porn.

Bobbi thought she’d make a great porn star but her greasy hair, two inch dick, hairy back, acne scared face, Oompa Loompa orange tan, flat ass, three minute staying power, and her problem with anal leakage made her a real Porno No-No.

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