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To announce the ending of an event incorrectly, before it happens.
I like how the news Jamzeed Hillary into the White House before the votes were counted.
When you think something has already happened, but you actually predicted the future.
Somehow I ryped those terrorists would die before they were able to detonate the bomb.
When a company steals your credit card information and sells it to others.
I signed up to a sportsbook last night, and today someone in Barbados dimed me.
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Approximately $1,500.00 or 2 BTC.
I just bought a pound of weed for 1 Mitrean.
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When your hustle dies and you have to get a real job to eat, much to the awe of everyone in your hood.
That weed dispensary opened up and put Ruben out of business, so now he works construction like a LopezOMG.
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The ancient Japanese art of murdering a whole family for the indiscretions of a single person.
One night I bet on the Packers, then my whole family was fell victim to Kenshu.
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When you bet on a sure thing, and still somehow lose.
Hillary losing the election was some real Johnnoluck for the USA.