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Mousemauled

The hangover after a day of walking around Disneyland/Disneyworld.

Vanessa, Steven, and Abby went to Disney yesterday. They woke up today absolutely fucking mousemauled.

by aphrasheen December 3, 2022


Raspberry Palmer

When a woman masturbates while she’s on her period.

Abby was horny during her time of the month but her man wouldn’t smash. So she decided to give herself a raspberry palmer.

by aphrasheen November 26, 2022


Raspberry Beret

When a girl is menstruating and sits on someone’s face.

Bianca left a raspberry beret on his head after she mounted his tongue.

by aphrasheen November 27, 2022