Maria

A young age woman who is 'cultural', but still white AF. Has two children before the age of 25, so she know's her shit and doesn't take shit. Make you take your shoes off in the house. Knows all the newest trends. Drives a Mazda. Marias will talk to the manager, the manager's manager, and if need be, the founder of the company. Will also tell you the truth, give you the most genuine compliments, and make you tea.

"Omg she wants to talk to the manager, but she's being nice... so I dunno if she's a Karen."
"It's cause she's a Maria."

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