Slummer

A slutty summer. It is believed that the heat of the sun and the magnetic effect of short shorts can reduce one's judgment of females for the length of the summer, causing them to enter week-long relationships with sluts . It is also common that each girl is even worse than their precedent.

Guy 1: dude, your gf is a slut she scoops n shes a bitch. fuck bro what is this gf #5 of the summer? ur first ex this summer is hot as hell compared to this shit!
Guy 2: wtf bro, shes fucking hot? whats wrong with you?
Guy 3: give him a break guy 1, he's just been having a slummer.

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