Guatemala

A small "country" east of Mexico. It's citizens tend to be short, bow legged, and dark. When not envying Mexico and imitating cuisine from El Salvador, you can find them selling roses on the streets and carrying laundry baskets on their heads.

"Ay! who's that hideous creature? She looks like a pig in heat."

"Calmate, güey. She's from Guatemala. You should know that they aren't as attractive as Mexicanos."

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