Eshay

An eshay is the most annoying type of fucking person, they typically have a horrific hair cut and are obsessed with gangs, fist fights, drill/rap music, blasting that drill/rap music while out on the streets through EUbooms, and vaping for their snap chat story.

Eshays are fairly similar to very agressive scooter kids, and could definitely well be a very hateful person.

Finding an eshay is quite easy, simply look at someone who you think looks like an eshay. within about 3-5 seconds you should hear their blasted drill/rap music being paused and then them shouting “oi you got an eye problem G” and then threaten to fight you. If you manage this, congrats you’ve found yourself an eshay.

Taylor: ew he’s such an eshay, have you seen him flexing his fake yeezy’s and 60 Nic on his snap?

Emma: yeah, he’s definitely an eshay.

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