toad

a gay freaking mushroom, i mean why is he even called toad?! he probobly haunted you bye saying this at the end of a hard freaking castle in old mario games. "Thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle."

Mario:i finally killed bowser

Toad: Thank you mario but the princess is in another castle

Mario: :O

toad:...........

mario:F*** YOU TOAD!!!

*toad starts to cry*

Mario: and how did you get here anyways?!?!?!?

toad: *sobs* i *sniff* dont know!

Mario: screw this! this is so not worth it!!!!!!!!!! i even had to kill bullet bill before bowser!

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weegee

luigi's permanent transformation bent on destroying the universe, he is able to turn you into a weegee if you look deeply into his eyes. see weegeee stare

link: i'm ready to fight!

luigi: i will pwn you with my 1337 skillz

*luigi gets a smash ball*

link: oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luigi: raaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!

link: who are you?!

?????:weegeeeee

link: wtf...... your ugly

weegee:............. :(

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