chixydix

An attractive woman found to have a phallus instead of a vagina.

Jesus! I met this hot girl at this bar, right, and next thing I know my hands down her pants and I find a sausage! Fuckin chixydix!

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lil speak

The language spoken by rapper Lil Jon, lil speak consists mainly of three words...YEAH, WHAT, OKAY, and the ocassional LET'S GO! Lil speak is derived from the commonly spoken english language but it will soon be a universally spoken unilanguage.

Dave: You want to go get something to eat?
Tom: WHAT?
Dave: I said do you want to get something to eat?
Tom: WHAT?
Dave: Tom, are you deaf?! Do you want some fucking food?!
Tom: YEAH! OKAY! LET'S GO!
Dave: I hate lil speak. Damn you, Lil Jon! Damn you to hell!

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disasterpiece

A movie that all the cast, crew, marketing people, studio executives think is a masterpiece, but actually turns out to be one of the shittiest pieces of cinema filth ever.

"Did you see Alexander?"

"Yeah, oh my god dude, what a disasterpiece!"

"But it looked so good!"

"It stank like Oliver Stone shat it out of a studio..."

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armpit cheese

Dried deodorant that forms under a man or woman's armpit's, both hairy and not, that clings to either the hair or skin. It creates a dried cheese look.

When Jenna didn't wash her armpits for a while, she grew a nasty armpit cheese in them. But hey, she didn't have to buy food for a while.

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wowa weewa

A Kazakhstani exclamation of excitement, made popular by Borat Sagjiev.

Wowa Weewa! Verrrrrrrrry nice...

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tagooshnik

A racist term against Alaska natives, whether they be Aleut, Inuit, Eskimo or Athabascan.

Dale: "All the tagooshniks need to go back to their igloos. They're using up all the white man's beer!"

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vagtable

A very healthy, clean, delicious pussy comparable to vegetables, a common necesity needed to stay healthy.

Always eat your vagtables!

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