NWRT

Abbreviation: Not Worth Replying To, Not Worth Responding to.

9/11 was an inside job? NWRT. We've been over this a million times already.

paper blob

A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.

I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.