crackaphat

Generic term for anything that can produce an erection e.g. Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, sexy body etc

Impotent man goes to the doctor and says "I can't do anything with this soft schlong - you have to give me some crackaphat"

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XXL

A fat lesbian. XX is the genetic makeup for a female. XXL both refers to size and sexual preference.

She looks so fat and butch she must be XXL

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Amazonian Rain Forest

Densely overgrown pubic bush that is impenetrable and exudes extreme humidity. May harbour unusual or exotic flora and fauna. May be found in some lesbian communities, Appalachian hillbillies, Russian shotputters,female Sasquatch, adrenogenital syndrome and bearded dwarves.

"Hey Chuck how did you go with that Sasquatch last night"
"Real bad. I got stuck in her Amazonian Rain Forest for 12 hours and had to do the angry lawnmower to get out"

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nip and tuck

Sex change operation - gender reassignment

Brian had always wanted to be a woman so he saved hard to go to Thailand for a nip and tuck

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smegmatitis

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis

Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!

see Alice

Sounds the same as Cialis - what you say when you have problems getting an erection

My cock won't get hard - I'll have to see Alice

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muscly

1) Describes something or someone that is awesomely cool
2) Describes something or someone that is physically strong, hard

1) James drove his father's Porsche to the school social. "Hell,dude" said his friend "That's one muscly car!"
2) Thai hookers give the best sex - they have the most muscly vaginas

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