arabian sand storm

when u tea bag someones eye sockets and then u fart directly into their mouths.

dustin woke up to rajeev giving him an arabian sand storm

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stranger

Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, giving you the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

last night i was hella bored so i pulled the stranger on myself

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chili dog

when you shit on a girls chest and the you tit fuck the shit outta her

hey guys i gave this hooker a chili dog last night and she fucking loved it.

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zombie mask.

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

she didn't expect that i was gonna give her a zombie mask, oh man it was hella funny

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lydia the yang

someone who is an AIM bum just like me

damn the fool is hella lydia the yang

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stupid banging

term used to express something as being really good and/or fun/entertaining

damn nigga these chips are stu stu stupid banging - wardel

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lacosting

when someone sports lacoste like there is no tomorrow.

damn matt is hella cool because he's lacosting the scene.

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