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The generic name given to a general type of ARMOROID denoting certain charictoristics. (From the table game war gamers play called ARMOR.)
Artilleroids generally:
1.) Are usually 100 plus tons so as to mount heavyier weaponry on their chasis.
2.) Mount mostly if not all long range or extended range artilley. (Also inclusive of large missle bombardment mountings.)
3.) Tend to have light armor because they are not regarded as front line units. Intended usage of this unit is to present barrage indirect fire and remain out of direct contact with enemy units. Note: The behemoth sports heavy armor and weapons but suffers from a lack of speed which leads to being over run by ememy armoroids.
4.) Has a tendancy to mount only balistic weapons as energy weapons tend to be line of sight and can't be used as indirect fire.
Player 1.) "I'm advancing six armors to the front ranks by the house."
Player 2.) "Boom! I had an ARTILLEROID posted 5 miles back who just salvoed all his heavy missles on your units. Your toast!"
Player 1.) "Arrggg!! I took heavy damage to two of my ARMOROIDS and your still way to far away for me to return fire!"
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The change in attitude presented by any member of the african-american community who switches from being a normal person to being a super Obama liberal.
Symtoms-
1.) Since the 2008 election, suddenly acts like being "BLACK" means they are superior to others.
2.) Flips out when anybody says anything about how Obama is running things.
3.) Thinks that Obama is the manifestation of Jesus come to give them their heavenly rewards for the suffering they have personaly endured at the hands of the "white devils."
4.) Belives that the duty of all "Black" people is to subjegate "WHITE" people into the same state of submision as their ancestors endured as slaves.
5.) Should recieve monetary compensation from people living to day to recompence for the loss of earnings by enslaved ancestors hundreds of years ago.
6.) Thinks that "wellfair" is part of that entitlement and should be a "right."
7.) Beats people verbaly over the head about their "RIGHTS" when things don't go their way or don't get what they want.
8.) Start using words and lables like "RACIST" or "DISCRIMINATION" or "civil rights violation" as a weapon to silence others of differing opinion.
9.) Thinks they are masters of the current political environment but reveal they are ignorant of the reality of events in government when they open their mouth and speak.(Also are ofter painfuly ignorant of what "civil rights" are or what affirmative action is or does to companies.
10.) Totaly buys the current administrations claims that they are going to fix everything, hook, lie, and stinker.
Worker to other co-worker:
(WHISPERING) "Hey joe! There goes Jamal! What an ass he has turned into lately."
(CHUCKLING) "Yeah, ever since Obama won, er..stole the election he has been going around like the BLACK-ANOINTED! Nobody likes being around him. He's so hostle now!"
"Yeah, just give him the silent treatment or he'll scream racist and get you in trouble with the boss."
"Let's boogie outta' here before he sees us and trys to school us by spouting more of his lib crap."
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Noun: A replacement word used in the same tense as the designating word car, but for an electrically propelled vehicle. The word being a shortened name for a Tesla e-vehicle.
"Yo boi! I'm gonna jump in my tes and hit up the store."
(Adj.): A descriptive word hybrid of CHEAP and PEOPLE used by bartenders, taxi drivers, valets or other people who are not well paid in sevice industry jobs and depend on tips to make a living.
The word is used by sevice staff to describe wealthy patrons who come to their establishments or use their servises. These wealthy people often times make a mess, run their server ragged, are a pain in the ass or are just generaly stupid.
The resulting use of the word (often mummbled under the breath) comes from when above mentioned rich jerks leave an INSULTINGLY TINY TIP for the amount of effort that was expended upon them.
The intent being that the rich SOB could easily afford to tip generously for the extra service they recieved, having blown a wad of cash on their dinner/ride/service, and then being chinsy at the last moment. This is double insulting to a server/cabbie when the rich patron has made insinuations that they would "TIP BIG" when they first arrived. (Author note: People who are cheaple deserve it when servers spit in their food or have a taxi "dump" them off at a gas station. Tight wad SOB's!)
OLD PROVERB:-Be gentle unto those who bake thy dinner for they may serve thee a cut of cold death. - Aetus-Roman Comander of the Centurian legion (465 a.d.)
Server A: "That fat slob and his family only left me a two dollar tip! Awh Jeez! I worked my ass off on that table and was nice even when their brat spilled milk all over the table and floor. Then they lingered over a half hour bull shitting each other and complaining to me when I wasn't their every three minutes. Crummy cheap bastards!"
Server B: "Yep, you got a table of CHEAPLE. I feel sorry for you. I bet your tired now, but next time you'll be better able to spot their type."
Taxi driver kicks an abusive drunk out as a local "stop n' rob" and yells out the window, " You damn CHEAPLE! I drove your sorry drunk butt all over town, and you don't even know where your going. You can afford to blow a hundred bucks on rottgut but you can't pay for your cab! This is how I make my living you cheap-ass booze sponge! Damn CHEAPLE!!!! I'm calling the cops! Hope you fall under a bus! "
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A girl who goes out to the clubs to find guys to buy her drinks all night until she is way wasted. Then the lucky fellow has the thought in his head that he is going to "GET LUCKY" with her so he goes and calls a taxi to take them both back to his pad.
The girl is drunk but seems fine until he gets her in the cab. Then she starts acting all seductive and sexy with the guy, getting him all horny with her drunken antics. Irregardless of the presence of the driver in the car.
But about 10 minutes of road time and the, oh so HOT girl, the guy thought he was beding that night suddenly passes out and starts to drool on his silk club shirt. Then he looks like a fool and has to pony up an extra 10$ to the driver to help him drag the now un-hot girl to the house. Somtimes there is another annoying circumstance where the HOT DROOL-BUNNY barfs in the taxi and the guy gets the pleasure of paying extra to the now pissed driver for the clean up. Guy then has to take a cold shower and clean up the bitch.
Old taxi driver to new taxi driver:
"Yep, you gotta' learn how to spot a HOT DROOL-BUNNY."
"Hot Drool-Bunny! What are those?"
"Oh, I see em' all the time. It's where a guy liquers up a Hottie and they jump in your cruiser and start to get it on. Then the bitch passes out on him or throws up on him. Poor guy."
"Oh man! That's gross!"
"Yeah, get good at spotting em' and if you see one keep on driving. They are way more trouble than the cab fair is worth."
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A referance to when a woman is being generaly mean and cranky to EVERYBODY around in the proximity of her voice.
A.) Also constitutes letting all others present KNOW she is upset and that they all will share in her pain.
B.) Multiple version of opening a can of whup-ass for the female gender.
C.) Serving a sample of nastyness to all unfortunate to be present.
ANGRY WOMAN: "Oh, I caught my man cheat'n, an' you'all helped him hide it from me! Now you'll all get a taste of my special blend BITCH PUDDING!"
"Everybody pony up and get yo' taste! I got plenty for alla' ya' all!"
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(N): A term coined in the prohibition era,(1920's) used to describe really bad or cheap moonshine whiskey.
Originating from the fact that really crappy booze would give you such a hangover that you think your brain was going to swell up and pop your skull open.
This cheap buzz juice was often poured into a bathtube with fruit juices to mask it's horrible taste. The use of "mixers" with rotten booze is the origination of todays cocktail beverages.
During this time there were models of vehicles that used ethel-alcohol in their radiators as a coolant. Many cases are on report of "down on their luck folk" draining and drinking this nonpotable fluid. Being not the same chemical formula as comsumable intoxicants, these people often sustained major internal injury. Gastric problems, blindness, heart failure, brain damage, and extreme inflamation of the circulatory system being key results of injestion. And yes , it can kill ya' too!
Also latter when "Moon shining" became more abundant, one of the ways to transport illegel alchohol was to pour the "shine" in the radiator, drive to the delivery point, drain the booze and replace it with regular coolant. Then the shine runners (early origins of NASCAR racing) collected their cash, went home and poisoned loads of people with the now polluted booze they just delivered. YeeeeeHaaaaaawww!!!!
"Hey bar tender! Give me a belt of that good star bottle you got hid under the counter. I ain't want'n non of that POPSKULL garbage you serve to the regular cheeple!"
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