yellowcard

New rock band with a violin.

Wow, a violin in rock. Now I've everything, except Kerry getting elected.

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ear worm

A song or tune that gets stuck it your head, ironically one you most likely hate.

(Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby comes on)

Oh for the love of all that is good and pure turn it off!!!

*Ice is back with a brand new invention*

Make it stop, make it stop!!

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lil jon

One of the biggest rappers out today. Has made the following words more famous than they were 5 minutes before he came along:
1. YEEEEEEAH!!!
2. OKKKKKAYY!!!
3. WHHHHHHAT???

Listen to the new song by Lil Jon. The lyrics are what?, yeah!, and okay!!!

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WMD

The Bush admin.'s best excuse to go to war with Iraq for oil.

Let's see, the American people won't believe that we was to Iraq for water...

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dodgeball

The best game to play during P.E./Gym. Not played in American schools because hippocritical liberals in the Department of Educationthink it's too violent even though we're at war. Converted to Nation-ball because players are also behind the other team. That makes students feel like they're in war.

Ok, in nation-ball, a few players will be behind the other team so it seems like you're surrounded by an enemy army!

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hitler youth

Under Adolf Hitler, Germany's Boy Scouts.

When Germany declared war on America after Pearl Harbor, Hitler made a best saying that his hitler Youth would defeat the Americans who have been brought up in the Boy Scouts -History Channel

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operation iraqi freedom

Most pointless military operation since the Cursades.

Just goes to show you that one man playing with fire can get an entire country burned.

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