Someone who uses terrible punctuation and couldn't spell if their life depended on it. You are either grammatically challanged by nature, or you have been exposed to txt talkers too long.
my inglish teecher sez dat im inprooving
(My English teacher says that I'm improving.)
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1) An awesome, expensive car.
2) A type of sword once used by pirates.
1) On ride with Funkmaster Flex they fixed TMac up with a Cutlass!
2) Argh, walk the plank or I ive ye a second butthole with me cutlass!
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Magic: The Gathering, a collectable trading card game that will consume you, your life and your income!
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Something created to scare people by telling them something bad will happen if they don't send it to the desired amount of people. It is sent on by stupid vunerable people.
A recent example:
Sorry dont open in front of parents 5 ppl acually got killed by not sending this this piece of mail the creator of this mail has a program that will track down everyone who sent this and whoever that didnt send this will die cuz this program can actually track down ur address Send this to 15 people
no send bks
(How does the writer know that it has killed 5 people before he/she has even sent it?)
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1) Golf term, putting the ball into the hole 3 strokes under par.
2) A type of bird. Said to bring bad luck to anyone who shoots it.
1) Alright! Albatross!
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